Sunday, July 01, 2007

Gerber Expands Line

Gerber has expanded it's baby food line recently. Most notably it has added a Picante Sauce to it offerings. It contains tomatoes, onions, peppers, and vinegar. Gerber is claiming, " . . . there is no other baby food on the market that can compete with our new Picante Sauce offering. Nothing in the baby food industry even comes close to it's spiciness and very little in adult fare can be found to be as hot. Obviously we are quite proud of our new line of baby nutrition products of which Picante is the flagship product. Babies everywhere may now expand their culinary choices and enjoy our products in a whole new way."

Thank you Gerber. We can't help but wonder if purchasing stock in 'burping bibs' might be prudent right now. I, also, can't help thinking that maybe Officer Hidrent, from Sandstone County, might have raised his child on this product exclusively.

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