Saturday, June 30, 2007

Sandstone County * Episode Fifty-Seven

Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026

This is a call for all residents to help celebrate the birthday of Officer Hidrent's daughter Heidi. She is 4 years old today. Already she is learning to pop pills and play with her father's guns. Stop by their house at midnight, if you have a mind to, and enjoy the party. Gift opening will be at 12:15 and cake will be served at 12:30am to be followed by the games of 'Drop the Pills Back in the Bottle' and 'Pin the Tail on My Daddy'. Please bring your own drinks.

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