Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026
There has been a major crime wave, of late, in Sandstone County. The local grocer has been fuming over the disappearance of a large quantity of his shopping carts. Not willing to let a crime spree of this magnitude tarnish the great name of his jurisdiction, Deputy Hidrent is working overtime to put an end to these thefts. It has not been in vain, as the courageous officer has already located one of the carts.
It appears to have been vandalised but, Deputy Hidrent swears he will bring down the dirtbag criminals who are responsible and punish them to the full extent of the law. He will be survelling the Sandstone Grocery Emporium during the next four nights between the hours of 7:00 pm and 6:00 am. If anyone has any information on this crime they may report it to Deputy Hidrent during these hours. He will be in the cedar bushes on the north end of the lot.
3 comments:
I would like the location of this bike. I think it belonged to my wife.
The cart/bike is in county impound. Sorry, you will have to wait until sometime next spring to make a claim on the bike. This is when the annual impound auction is usually held. Failing to recoup your item during the auction you can then put in a claim for it thirty (30) days later. We wish you luck in your product recovery endever.
Although it is true that Deputy Hidrent made the above statement, to be fair he has recently recanted. Hours following the original statement he apologized stating, "I am sorry if I slandered these worthless dirtbags. I did not fully realise the lazy SOB's did not have homes because of their lack of ambition and/or intellect. Perhaps they are not capable of being productive citizens and I should not have assumed they had any worth."
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