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Three blondes were attempting to change a light bulb. After having severe problems one of them decides to call Sandstone County Dispatch.
Blonde: We need help.
Dispatch: What is the problem, ma'am?
Blonde: We were trying to change a light bulb . . .
Dispatch: This number is for emergencies only, ma'am.
Blonde : But this is an emergency!
Dispatch: Ok, Ok. Let's see. Did you put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Dispatch: Hmmmm. Is the power in the house on?
Blonde: Of course.
Dispatch: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Dispatch: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Dispatch: Again, this number is only for emergencies! What is the nature of your problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
Dispatch: Goodbye.
2 comments:
Web, this was a truely sad event. I think I responded to that call.
Truely a sad event but it's calamities like this that can pull a community together. Although, Abby N. Idiett and Alline A. Little both broke their arms and Miss Careen Todaleft sprained an ankle and has had her kidney bruised again, there is some good news. The Sandstone Womens Alliance Team has banded together and put a rotation in place to help care for them. They will be assisting them with their day to day needs until the trio are back on their feet again. Many kudos to SWAT for their work.
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