Monday, August 21, 2006

Sandstone County Episode Thirty-Two

Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026


A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female Sandstone County Deputy, who was also a blonde. The deputy asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The deputy replied, "its square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the officer. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde deputy looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

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