Thursday, August 24, 2006

Sandstone County * Episode Thirty-Four

Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026






A family (names withtheld) had an encounter with Sandstone officials yesterday and suprisingly found themselves in the can. Details of the incident are a little sketchy at this point but, the term beligerent kept cropping up in our discreet inquiries. The apprehended man was quoted as saying "damm, they don't mess around in this county. They are serious" He, also, 'claimed' they have been held for three days already, "for no dad-burned reason." Bail has even been denied. Rumors of a lawsuit are, also, flying around. County 'officials' refused to comment on this case and are being unusually secretive at this point.

There seems to be much more going on here than what meets the eye. We will continue to dilegently investigate, however, and will update everyone as information becomes available.

4 comments:

Anderson Nation said...

Here's something that meets MY eye...
I noticed that while in the clink, family leader here posed with a three year old for the illusion of added height. The illusion might have worked, if the perp hadn't rolled up his shorts. It's hard to look tall if you have to roll up your shorts to keep them from tripping you.

The Gamin said...

Ah, a detectives eye. You should apply at Sandstone, as they are badly in need of quality people for their investigative work.

Kind of a big deal said...

May be a little short but has PLENTY of girth!!

The Gamin said...

By 'girth' do you mean belt size?