Thursday, September 14, 2006

Sandstone County *Episode Thirty-Nine

Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026


Officers in Sandstone spent three hours late last night attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After much negotiation via their megaphone and then firing ten tear gas canisters into the home, the exasperated officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, all along, shouting out to give himself up.

Officer Hidrent confided this morning that this was one of the most dangerous assignments he had ever been on. The man who was supposed to be barricaded tried to console him, reaching down he patted Officer Hidrent on the back, repeatedly told him things would be OK and generously shared his Pepsi with him.

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