Sandstone County * Episode Thirty-Five

Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026

Two guys are driving through Sandstone County when they get pulled over by a county deputy. The deputy walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. As the driver rolls down the window, the deputy smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver says, "Why'd you do that?

The trooper yells, "You're in Sandstone County, son. When I pull you over you'll have your license ready."

The driver rubs his head and says, "I'm sorry, officer. I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on that window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The officer says, "Just making your wishes come true."

"Huh?" says the passenger.

The officer replies, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that jerk would've tried that crap with me.'"