Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026
This suspicious auto has been spotted several times recently in Sandstone County. What is the driver trying to convey? At any rate, many citizens have seen this car but Officer Hidrent is dismayed that he has not. He's heard the rumors but, has been unable to make a confirmed sighting himself. He appears very, agitated anytime the subject of this car comes up! He disavows it's existence but, concedes that, "if it does exist it's got to belong to that slimy, dirtbag Dirkbagg." He asks that anyone report any future sightings to him personally so he can, "put that worthless #@%*, moron to rest, once and for all."
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