Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Omphaloskepsis 1


I used to eat a lot of natural foods
until I learned that most people die of natural causes!


8 comments:

Anderson Nation said...

I was told that statistically, I was 80% more likely to be killed in a car crash within 2 miles from my home. So I moved.

The Gamin said...

I love this one.
My new 'omphaloskepsis' will appear every Wednesday. I think what I will do is rotate any good ones submitted through the comments, to the upcoming posts (so expect this one front and center next week). When none are submitted I will use my own and keep the weekly feature running. Sound alright?

HighPower said...

Just wondering if you have lint there, does it count for any extra points

Anderson Nation said...

You guys sound like a couple of macroverbumsciolists to me.

The Gamin said...

AndrsonNation reads too many comics and cacamaeme for using such a macroleximorpheme. I myxomatose you.

The Gamin said...

To receive any points or merit for personal navel lint you must collect at least 2-3/4 pounds worth in a mason jar. Keep said jar hermetically sealed until you have the right quantity. At this time remove lint from jar and replace back in the navel from which it came. Now, simply take a macro photograph of the restored lint and sign said photo legibly. Get photo notarized and mail same 12 x 16 glossy to me with a canceled postal mark from Kabul, Afghanistan. Remember to include a certified check of $59.99 for your filing fee. At this point, I will evaluate photo for authenticity and will award points to anyone completing this outline by 5 July of this year. Good luck to all!

Anderson Nation said...

I'm so chagrin, Auggie! All this hermeneutical calling started on a whigmaleerie, but now has morphed into something sadly walpurgisnacht. I am now farblondjet, as I wish to restore you to your state of habromania. I don't want to sound like a bablatrice here, but just to offer you a nipperkin of humility in a nisus to regain your nihil obstat.

The Gamin said...

Right . . .