Saturday, August 18, 2007

Sandstone County * Episode Sixty-One

Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026

Little Bobby's kindergarten class was on a field trip to Sandstone Police Station. One of the things they saw were pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label on the board clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted."

One of the other youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was a photo of a wanted person.

"Of course kid," said Deputy Hidrent, "the detectives want him very badly."

So Little Bobby asked, while reaching down and tugging on Hidrent's belt, "Um, mister, why didn't you just keep them when you took their pictures?"

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