Sunday, January 07, 2007

Sandstone County * Episode Fifty-Five

Sandstone County Sheriffs Department - To Serve, To Protect, To Get Rid of All Dirtbag Criminals by 2026


A man was going to bed one night when his wife told him that he had left the light on in the shed. She could see the light was on from the bedroom window. As the man looked for himself he saw that there were people in the shed taking things.

The man phoned 911, but they told him that no one was in the area to help him at that time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available.

He said "OK," hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned them again. "Hello" he said, "I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've shot them."

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.

Officer Hidrent said: "I thought you said that you shot them!"

The man replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

2 comments:

eddyquette said...

Hoohah! That sounds almost like a real life story, like the ones coppersblog.blogspot.com used to tell (before, as it would seem, it got shut down, presumably by the authorities)... Nice one! And a belated Happy New Year, dear Gamin

The Gamin said...

Shut down by the authorities?