Nokia's Latest Protection er Phone

Finally, Nokia has led the way with it's newest phone, designed for use when traveling through the areas where you know you just shouldn't be. No more having to carry multiple items on your belt. Now you can STOP your problem and then conveniently dial 9-1-1, to apprise the authorities of the situation. One word of caution - in our tests we have discovered the numerical buttons on the phone have, what we can best describe as . . . well, hair triggers. This should bring new meaning to the phrase 'speed dial'.

photo emailed to me by highpower